Self-Portrait as the stunt double for Mila Jovovich in the classic Sci-Fi film The Day the Earth Stood Still!
Or
HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BUDDY!!!
Chub Skywalker! I may, or may not, have kidnapped a Jedi Master against their will!
Self-Portrait as the unrelenting march of time and the perception of fleeting mortality.
Or
Red Shirt's first day on the job, cleaning the Death Star Trash Compactor!